long distance relationships aren’t so bad if ur dick is long enough 2 reach ur girl hahaha swag
no d december has finally begun. no one is ever allowe to use the letter again or you will be THROWN INTO THE UNGEON
WELL it’s actually a terrible story
we were on a family friday-night shopping jaunt at tarjay for inexplicable reasons
and i became eneamoured of this little lavender crop top with mint trim and decided MY ENTRY INTO WOMANHOOD WOULD BE MARKED BY THIS CROP TOP
(and not being an especially early bloomer, i had at the tender age of ten barely developed nipples* let alone the kind of action on top that would necessitate a boobsling)
and i significantly pointed it out to my mum but she knew full well severity of my need (ergo, there wasn’t any) so it seemed like that was that.
UNTIL just as we were leaving i pretended that i’d forgotten something important instore on the pretext that it was for someone else ("for christmas”) and took my dad back with me and made him buy it having said that mum knew and it was ok. and it wasn’t until we were fresh out of the door and met the rest of the family outside that my deception was revealed, but then it was decided that it was too much of a hassle to go and return it when they were just about to close.
so i kept it and swanned around in it like a queen all my youth.
*or…however pre-pubescent bodies go iono i’m not a doctor
i had so much stuff to do yesterday but instead i played pokemon x for literally ten hours straight
i took a 20-minute break to pick my family’s food up and that was it
and now it’s 4:33am and i’ve watched episodes s01e03-s02e04 of fresh meat overnight
AND I DON’T PLAN ON STOPPING
i’ve just had a stressful year and i really need to unwind ok