vicemag:

I Attended a Pug Pool Party in Staten Island 

Every year, the Staten Island Pug Meetup hosts a pug pool party where pug lovers can watch pug swimming races and eat pug lollipops. Luckily for everyone who missed the event, Amy Lombard took these pictures.

What do we say to the god of death?

  • Persephone: knock knock
  • Hades: who's there?
  • Persephone: it's September hope you're ready to bang like a screen door in a hurricane

h0odrich:

Ariana grande being lowkey evil makes me like her

paul-mclennon:

OH MY GOD

paul-mclennon:

OH MY GOD

kittyartful:

esudese:

oH MY GOD IM CRYING THIS IS STUPILY RIDICULOUS

i wish i wasn’t such a wuss about potential conflict on the internet. it makes me so anxious and i hate myself for that because it’s a lot easier to be uncomfortable calling people out than it is to actually need to be advocated for, ya know

EUUUUUUUUUUUGGGHH

pilar-estrella:

celebsoninstagram:

Paris Hilton: “Obsessed with my new @ItsJeremyScott #Barbie iphone case! Jeremy for Moschino is everything! 🎀💖🎀 #I❤️Jeremy” (http://instagram.com/p/tdjE9BKgMP/)

I was literally about to spend my last bit of money on this but I looked it up and it’s EIGHTY FIVE DOLLARS. FOR A RUBBER PHONE CASE. 

pilar-estrella:

celebsoninstagram:

Paris Hilton: “Obsessed with my new @ItsJeremyScott #Barbie iphone case! Jeremy for Moschino is everything! 🎀💖🎀 #I❤️Jeremy” (http://instagram.com/p/tdjE9BKgMP/)

I was literally about to spend my last bit of money on this but I looked it up and it’s EIGHTY FIVE DOLLARS. FOR A RUBBER PHONE CASE. 

alpacalypse:

Steal Her Loch:

actually no i can’t do this sorry

little hetero things

usbdongle:

color coding your infant children

shingeki-no-mass-effect:

dajo42:

realistically the space under my bed is very small so if a monster did in fact live there it would have to also be very small

it would be some kind of baby monster

i would have to look after it

The true horror: responsibility

honey-andrevolution replied to your photo “i am not brave”

Someone at playoffs had the name Freudian Whip and I was like, yeah, but nah.

They did their best, ya know? But nah.

i am not brave

i am not brave

zzbbtt:

I love dogs so much

zzbbtt:

I love dogs so much